The Human is masturbating again.

*Shudder.*

I've been doing some light research into the recent history of G.I. Joe, and wow, Sigma 6 wasn't well received by fans of the traditional 3.75-inch action figures.

That's kind of a bummer.

Sorry, Lads and Ladies, I realize I've neglected this blog quite a bit.

Fact is, The Human is always on the computer, and now he sleeps in his toy room, where he keeps this laptop.

It's difficult to find time for myself on the computer, which isn't helping my quest for a mate any...

Sigh.

There comes a time in every action figure's existence when he must dare to wonder...

Am I anatomically correct?

I confess I have yet to find the courage to check.

The Human recently caught up on Buffy the Vampire Slayer by way of Netflix, and I watched too, from my place on his toy shelf.

What a show! I am looking forward to reading The Human's issues of the Buffy comic while he's at work.